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Monday 6 October, 2008
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I wonder if...


This April"s fool day, a day of equal importance to all of us, here"s what something I have been wondering about since so many days...

I wonder why?

...cars having "Press" written on them complain that they get dents
I wonder why?

...girls who wear push up bras wonder why men don"t look at their faces
 
I wonder why?

...
we dress up to please others first and ourselves later
I wonder why?

...no matter which girl kisses which boy in which country, it"s still called a French kiss

I wonder why?

...the most expensive restaurants offer the least sized portions



I wonder why?

... on one hand we are spending time automating tasks and still pay fortunes for handmade goods

I wonder why?

...we wana chuck junk first and later pay trillions to get them back as antiques

I wonder why?

...double-door cabinets have two handles whereas only one is used to open the door
I wonder why?

...bloody fools are called so, despite them not being injured in a single place

I wonder if?

...roses are red and violets are blue, why are they called violets

 

I wonder why?

...they talk about gender equality and only celebrate women"s and children"s day

I wonder if?

...people born on 29th Feb, age once in every 4 years

 

I wonder why?

...the asshole, being the most important part of the body still contours a disgusted look on people"s face when they are termed one



I wonder why?

...dogs (or bitches) being the most faithful animals attract a "I shall kill you for this" look when someone is addressed as one

I wonder why?

...ghosts always wear white (don"t they like colours?)

I wonder if?

...100 % is the maximum limit, what is 101%

I wonder if ?

...actors ever do real things in real life

I wonder if?

... the best things in life are free, are we paying a price for everything else

I wonder if?

...good things come in small packages, why do women always prefer the "big rocks" and the men prefer the "Pamelas"

I wonder if?

... we have days for all our blood relations (like Mother"s day, father"s day) what about the relatives and in-laws

I wonder why?

... is the need to say "cheese" when even "butter" can do the trick

 



I wonder why?

...we all don"t celebrate our birthday on April 1st every year. After all we all are fools in some way or the other

 


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